Thursday, March 01, 2007

why oh why

do all the boys - except the two smaul tiny cuties - have to be terrible?
this year is going to be interesting.
After they BOOT all those lame ass girls we'll finally have a show to watch...

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

best quote ever

"SIMON CAN KISS MY A**, I DON'T LOOK LIKE A MONKEY"
- bush baby

i'm peeing my pants

I Think This Sums It Up


Tuesday, January 16, 2007

It's Official

This is my favorite quote of the night:

"The song don't even go like that!" - Randy Jackson

They're Baaaack!

I'm already delighted by the crackbaby of Minneapolis and Randy's schoolgirl laughter. Smualtinyb and I have already been on the phone three times and it's only 42 minutes into four months of Idolatry.

We're off to the races, kiddos! Start posting.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

the train wreck that was last night

other than taylor winning, of course.

pick spitting out an escargot and putting it under her chair? and then the close up shot of it?
WTF? and that hair cut?

kat and the LOAF? (but she did sound damn good)

toni braxton skanking it up (and even taylor recoiled in horror as she tried to get him to feel her up)

did teeth get to sing more than 2 bars in his duet with mary j?

and just how many hits did burt bachrach write? that medley went on FOREVER. smaul tiny said pussy cat far too many times.

i grow nauseous with the thought of the gay aiken look alike, and of that hair claw that clay ws sporting.



alright so with that, who wants in on tickets to see the idol tour?

Monday, May 22, 2006

Secrets

All you need to know. Dam, Dlisted is the total hook-up!

Happy finals week, everyone. May the best Kat win...

does anyone know

what the kids are doing tomorrow night?
14,000 3 second song clips?
or two full songs each?

Friday, May 19, 2006

the tooth talks

and calls taylor high strung adn kat mechanical.
but all in all, he sounds earnest.

read here

Thursday, May 18, 2006

teeth-ku

My sweet Yasmine Teeth:
Idol has a cavity
now that you are gone.

In other news: Go Kat! Throw yourself on the floor and writhe around, girl!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

danger! danger! loose tooth!

(mega74 made me promise that I would post today with that title.)

ladies, we are having an orthodontic emergency. we sat on my couch last night, bemoaning yasmine teeth's impending exraction. paula must've had a cracked molar with her choice for him.
only immediate dental intervention will save him from the cavity he's fallen into


(mega74, did I get all the puns we cooked up last night?)

might I also mention that we have now determined that Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock should henceforth be known as Piano Keys and Tandoori Hamhock?
(don't ask, just laugh)

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Caacker...finally

Here's the scoop on who's singing what tonight*. Of course, they are also singing a song of their choice...

Taylor Hicks

Clive Davis' Choice: Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen
Randy Jackons's Choice: You are So Beautiful to Me by Joe Cocker

Katharine McPhee
Clive Davis' Choice: I Believe I Can Fly by R. Kelly
Simon Cowell's Choice: Somewhere Over the Rainbow from The Wizard of Oz

Elliott Yamin
Clive Davis' Choice: Open Arms by Journey
Paula Abdul's Choice: What You Won't Do For Love by Bobby Caldwell

I'm so happy we get to see Taylor do some Joe CAAAACKER!

Happy Final Three Week, Idol fans!

*Thanks to Dlisted for the scoop.

fuel-ku

saucony side burns
bird killing rumors abound
i'll miss you chris d.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

good thing I'm not a betting woman

because back in march, i predicted chris, mandisa and katherine in the top 3.
only katherine is left, and i think we all know (even she thought) that she should've been gone last night. hard to tell which of 'em will win. i'm still going to go with katherine to win it.

Smaul tiny b got 2 out of 3.... well done!

have I mentioned that because of you (STB), i now call clyde "smaul tiny c"?


anyone else wanna guess at the winner?

Thursday, May 04, 2006

pari-ku

i'll miss the afro
sometimes you looked like a ho
baby girl voice bye bye

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Attention!

I just cast my vote for Yasmine Teeth. May the best tooth win!

Monday, May 01, 2006

double your pleasure

for those like me who just remembered to look at AI.com
the kids will be singing two songs tomorrow night
one from the year they were born and the other from this weeks top 10 ten billboard

FABULASH

Thursday, April 27, 2006

AI-Ku from Saqette

No more Hollywood
And no more calamari
Exit Miss Pickler

Thursday, April 20, 2006

opera?

So clearly we're all happy that ACE is the PLACE is gone. Definitely not a shocker, but i'm already waiting for Pickler to be voted off next week so we can finially have a real competition.
So, i was a little nervous when George Michael told us about Andrea Bocelli, i don't think these idolers should be allowed in the same room as him. Rod Stewart yes, Andrea Bocelli NO.

Should make for a very interesting week though - can't wait to see Andrea - i'm a secret super fan!!!!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Bewildered

So I had notes from last week's show (Queen) and I was so bored by them that I didn't post. This week, no notes, but I agree with the superstar connection machine, Saqette, our little Idols were pretty compelling last night.

Random observations:

Everyone's eyes were super sparkly. I need the AI lighting designer with me at all times so I can glitter and woo with my eyes like Kat or Taylor.

Paula is extra-Botoxed and mouse-y.

Ace's hair = the mother on Little House on the Prairie's hair.

PICK SUCKS.

Old standards are great and any bunch of fools can sing them and sound good.

Bottom Three:
Ace
Pick
Yasmine Teeth (even though I heart him--America is superficial and can't get past the grill)

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Hey, Idolatrees! No Tuesday comments? I guess we - - along with Miss Pickler and the rest - - are fading fast. But wait! Tonight was actually much better than the last couple of weeks. Besides, I for one, actually like (or liked) Rod Stewart. Plus my sister's daughter goes to school with one of his little daughters: my own personal Sad Saquette Six Degrees of Saqaration.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

ding dong the bucksters gone

rock on strange cowboy
see you at the rodeo
wear a smaul tiny hat

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Proof of Peach Face

I told you Kenny Rogers looked hideous on AI...and here's the breakdown.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

OMG

pick is going to sing bohemian rhapsody.
please, no tongue (a la constantine)
set list

Thursday, April 06, 2006

ode to mandisa

best voice of them all
too bad you didn't squash Pick
back that big ass up

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